From: JAJA (jaja@up4kinfo11.info)
Date: 09/12/2008 |
JAJA, UPYACHKA! UG NE PROIDET, BLYA!
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From: Arrow (artemis.arrow@yahoo.com)
Date: 08/31/2008 |
I'm so delightfully disturbed by this, I cannot tell you.
Ben's confusion (which of course takes a back seat to his delightful orgasms), Rays' being so RAY in their dastardly-ness, and the way Fraser calls out (whimpers, really) to be used. nrg.
And the surreal moment with Turnbull and the pulsating handcuffs made me spork my left eyeball.
::hearts you so, writer!::
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From: Petra (petralemaitre@gmail.com)
Date: 08/18/2008 |
The sex is gorgeous and brain-melting.
The payoff on the shaggy dog -- er, slimy Turnbull -- story made me shriek with pained laughter.
It was a fun ride, over all.
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From: spuffyduds (spuffyduds@gmail.com)
Date: 09/03/2007 |
This was really extraordinarily hot. And full of genuine DueSouth goofiness--I loved the cloggers and the Girl Guides and the sly Arrested Development reference. And was particularly amused by "After that, the day rapidly becomes complicated."
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From: Dogmatix (pyrite_kun@yahoo.com)
Date: 01/21/2007 |
That tinkling noise? Is my brain breaking. Lovely fic, very hot, and a bad, baaaaad pun.
By the way, I haven't seen more than an episode or two of DS, but Ben's 'voice' still came through loud and clear.
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From: buzzylittleb
Date: 01/02/2007 |
*reads final line*
*wheezes*
Oh, now that is good crack.
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From: Sprat (sprat75@gmail.com)
Date: 01/02/2007 |
Heeeeeeee. You know, I loved this even *before* I'd read it, just because it totally vindicates my introduction of the "tentacles!" warning. And now that I have read it, I love it even more because a) ahahaha and b) Turnbull! and c) holychristHOT. You're clearly a dangerous lunatic. Kudos!
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From: brooklinegirl (brooklinegirl@rcn.com)
Date: 12/29/2006 |
...okay, so, that's the SECOND turnbull tentacle fic that I've found sexy. *weeps*
(HI I AM PRETTY SURE I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND YOU ARE FUCKED UP AND KIND OF COMPLETELY AWESOME, LADY.)
I just - the sex and the wanting and the masturbation and it's all so steamingly hot that I cannot EVEN. and of course turnbull has tentacles. of course. matter of fact, even. I just. yeah.
this whole thing melted my brain and also made me cry a little and I have not yet decided if I love you or hate you, so there you go.
(god, the SEX was SO FUCKING ASTOUNDINGLY HOT. nrrrrrgh.)
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From: exeterlinden (exeterlinden@hotmail.com)
Date: 12/29/2006 |
Hahahaha, this is insane. In a good way *g*
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From: Primrose (primroseb@gmail.com)
Date: 12/27/2006 |
When I was little, my father used to tell me shaggy dog stories, and I loved them. He never told me one like this, because I probably would have been scarred for life.
Fortunately, I'm not little anymore. *g* This was great, wonderful and entirely OMGNOOOO groanworthy. In a very good way. Yay!
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From: nell
Date: 12/27/2006 |
I just wanted to point out that I have not yet had a chance to read this. I will comment again after I have read it. :-p
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From: catwalksalone (catwalksalone@livejournal.com)
Date: 12/27/2006 |
That. Was. Awesome! In a way that I do not have words to describe.
I loved it all. The fantastic Fraser voice, Ben's increasing bewilderment, his careful planning of masturbation into his daily routine (hee! - so Fraser), the serious planning behind the scenes of the Rays, the hot, hot, hot sex, Turnbull's tentacles (Ha! Auto-massaging handcuffs indeed) and, of course, the punch-line.
Also RayK with an earring and goatee? *dribble*
and this:
Ben's "self-allotted sexual-supply discretionary fund" made me snort water out of my nose. Ow!
Whoever you are, it may be possible that I love you. Hope you don't mind.
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From: Isis (isis@arithmancy.net)
Date: 12/26/2006 |
I never expected to encounter the phrase "Turnbull's tentacles" in a story. I devoutly hope I never do again - mostly because after this, nothing will even come *close*. This was the most brilliant shaggy-dog story I've read in some time; the set-up was beautifully detailed, entertaining, sexy, and just plausible enough - and when I hit the punchline, I think they could hear my groan up in Canada.
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From: jamethiel_bane (jamethiel_bane@livejournal.com)
Date: 12/25/2006 |
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OH MY GOD. You did not. You did not just do that.
*stares at the line "A bona-fide resident alien" again*
You did! You did just do that!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mystery person you ROCK. You are also possibly on serious drugs. This is awesome.
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